Very few people work for the greater good. Most work for the greater goods.

All of us have that one conversation planned in our heads which we never had, but always secretly wanted to.

Tinder, but to find people who just finished reading the same book you did and want to talk about it.

Too much religion, too little belief. Too many gods, too less humanity.

I wish i could actually hug some songs.

Why should I give money to a gym when I can easily not exercise in my own house.

Alcohol is just water with feelings in it.

Smile, because you need more time to plot your vengeance.

Pretty sure karate was invented by a guy and a bee.

wow can't believe I left my house today

Our 'Growing up' feature should have a snooze button on it.

Buddhist disciple: Master, is it proper for a monk to send e-mails? Monk: Yes. As long as there are no *attachments*